14 Paint Color Names You Couldn't Help But Laugh At If You Saw Them In The Store

1. Blond. James Blond.

2. Mmmmmmm…Flesh

3. Barney's Blood

4. Olive-ia Newton John

5. Yello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

6. You'll Never Take Me Alive, COPPER

8. Ugly Living Room (Seriously, Don't)

7. Finn & Jake's Tops Blueby

9. The Color of My Tears When 'FRIENDS' Ended

10. Tarantino Red

11. The Eternal Darkness That Will One Day Consume Us All

12. THE COLOR OF STACY'S HAIR OH GOD I CAN STILL SMELL IT BABY IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE CALL ME I MADE A MISTAKE!!

13. Help! I'm A Ghost! They're Liquifying Us For Our Pure White Color! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! OH GOD PLEASE HELP!!!! Hahaha JK I'm not a Ghost It's Just Me, Jeff, The Guy Who Names These Paint Colors.

14. I Dunno, Enchanted Forest? Garden Path? Emerald Breeze? Who Cares, It's A F***ing Paint Color I Was Supposed To Be A Novelist Not Doing This Crap IT'S LIGHT GREEN, GARY! LIGHT! F***ING! GREEN!

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